opiio88 发表于 2024-5-30 12:51   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

一、君子动手不动口

  星期天,哈哈和明伟跑到五仔家,告诉五仔的妈妈说:“阿姨,五仔正在和李明打架,你快去看看吧。”五仔的妈妈急忙跑把五仔拉回来,扭着他耳朵说:“快说,为什么要和别人打架,我是怎么教你的。”五仔说:“妈妈,我没打架,君子动口不动手,我只是咬了他一口。”

二、拿手

  一天,与儿比赛画画。我说:给你画一个拿手的--猫。画完之后。女儿看了大半天问:爸爸,这只猫怎么不拿手呢。

三、麻将风波

阿月要煮饭问正在打麻将的母亲要洗多少米.
妈妈没有听到阿月的问话...一面将手里的牌打出一面说到:"九筒"!
结果......那一锅饭让她们家足足吃了一星期....
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